The tooth my dentist wanted to wiggle out a month ago fell out when I was eating a piece of watermelon. Today is a better day.

In an unprecedented move it was announced that the B C Classic will accept no entries but 1. Not since the Bids Woodward we will have a G1 walkover. Come...In an unprecedented move it was announced that the B C Classic will accept no entries but 1. Not since the Bids Woodward we will have a G1 walkover. Come one come all to see THE GOAT! Show more

Want a laugh. I didn't look at the free Plainridge program yet. For kicks I bet a dollar to show on the 1 horse. There is so little bet at this...Want a laugh. I didn't look at the free Plainridge program yet. For kicks I bet a dollar to show on the 1 horse. There is so little bet at this track I actually saw my dollar bet change the total bet on the horse. I'm sure he paid 2.40, 2.10, 2.10. I made a nickel. Show more

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This is first for me ending with 3 lives and very small winnings. wish i had more racing luck! My husband and I have been taking part in this...This is first for me ending with 3 lives and very small winnings. wish i had more racing luck! My husband and I have been taking part in this contest for several years and it is the hardest of all contests to excel. Hard to keep the life preservers needed to stay in the game. It would be nice to let a fourth count with no money but also no loss of a life. Congratulations to all winners. Show more

Its like walking around the arena after the game is over. Congrats to Rockerpony for grabbing 2nd in the stretch.

I'm gonna get that dollar I lost back at Yonkers tonight for sure. Besides the 4th race, #2 ROCKATHON 5/2 plunges to the basement in race 3. The...I'm gonna get that dollar I lost back at Yonkers tonight for sure. Besides the 4th race, #2 ROCKATHON 5/2 plunges to the basement in race 3. The Minister of Speed, George Brennan should go right to the top and never look back. Show more

I just friended COFU on Twitter. He posted "there is way too much thoroughbred posting and not enough posts about harness racing." I told him #3 IN...I just friended COFU on Twitter. He posted "there is way too much thoroughbred posting and not enough posts about harness racing." I told him #3 IN MY DREAMS 3/2 should repeat in the 4th at Yonkers tonight. Show more

So drunk….hooker just left apt…she was Asian….so good. Now for more whiskey.

My son ordered a new gas cap for the 2010 COBALT. The old one was worn out and setting off the idiot light. I kept going out and tightening it every...My son ordered a new gas cap for the 2010 COBALT. The old one was worn out and setting off the idiot light. I kept going out and tightening it every time my daughter got gas. She has about 90,000 miles on the car. Show more

My FAMILY has done it again. Steaks, corn, watermelon, and cake just in time to make me miss the Saratoga 11th race. Eating is more important. Can...My FAMILY has done it again. Steaks, corn, watermelon, and cake just in time to make me miss the Saratoga 11th race. Eating is more important. Can always bet Rideau Carlton later. Show more

Here's an area where I think people are crazy. Trevor McCarthy has 5 wins out of 126 mounts at Saratoga. He would surely be in the top 5 at Monmouth Park...Here's an area where I think people are crazy. Trevor McCarthy has 5 wins out of 126 mounts at Saratoga. He would surely be in the top 5 at Monmouth Park. Why knock your head against the wall when all the good mounts are going to the same 6 jockeys at Saratoga. Show more

2 days left in contest and 46% of you rubes are still choosing the 3/5 chalk. Some people are just born losers I guess

If you were playing contest with real money ;would of bet $918 as of today.That’s the break even number.

#5 JUST CINDY 5/1 is worth a few bucks in the SARATOGA 11th race. Don't expect 5/1 on this 2 for 2 filly. I will sit out the DEL MAR 9th. LIEUTENANT...#5 JUST CINDY 5/1 is worth a few bucks in the SARATOGA 11th race. Don't expect 5/1 on this 2 for 2 filly. I will sit out the DEL MAR 9th. LIEUTENANT DAN 5/2 has been on the bench for 10 months. Tough horse, but that's asking a lot of him. Show more

Not to tease MR. MUSTARD, but FLIGHTLINE looked an awful lot like SECRETARIAT winning the Pacific Classic by 20 lengths. O.K., I am teasing him a bit.

Do you really think the NETSFAN DIDN'T notice BALNIKOV went from 3/2 up to 9/5 om the last click in the 9th at DEL MAR? He promptly dropped to last...Do you really think the NETSFAN DIDN'T notice BALNIKOV went from 3/2 up to 9/5 om the last click in the 9th at DEL MAR? He promptly dropped to last place and failed to hit the board in this TVG MBS race. 3 longshots hit the board. It's the late money off the favorite theory. Show more

HONG KONG HARRY COMING LIKE A ROCKET SHIP. the man sez. Paid a decent $4.40 to win. Soon we get to watch FLIGHTLINE. Good to watch. But no bet at...HONG KONG HARRY COMING LIKE A ROCKET SHIP. the man sez. Paid a decent $4.40 to win. Soon we get to watch FLIGHTLINE. Good to watch. But no bet at 1/5 tops. Show more

"Lets Go Brandon!"
"F*ck Joe Biden!"
Then all of a sudden we got snowflakes and they ran for a safe space.