The tooth my dentist wanted to wiggle out a month ago fell out when I was eating a piece of watermelon. Today is a better day.

Want a laugh. I didn't look at the free Plainridge program yet. For kicks I bet a dollar to show on the 1 horse. There is so little bet at this...Want a laugh. I didn't look at the free Plainridge program yet. For kicks I bet a dollar to show on the 1 horse. There is so little bet at this track I actually saw my dollar bet change the total bet on the horse. I'm sure he paid 2.40, 2.10, 2.10. I made a nickel. Show more

I'm gonna get that dollar I lost back at Yonkers tonight for sure. Besides the 4th race, #2 ROCKATHON 5/2 plunges to the basement in race 3. The...I'm gonna get that dollar I lost back at Yonkers tonight for sure. Besides the 4th race, #2 ROCKATHON 5/2 plunges to the basement in race 3. The Minister of Speed, George Brennan should go right to the top and never look back. Show more

I just friended COFU on Twitter. He posted "there is way too much thoroughbred posting and not enough posts about harness racing." I told him #3 IN...I just friended COFU on Twitter. He posted "there is way too much thoroughbred posting and not enough posts about harness racing." I told him #3 IN MY DREAMS 3/2 should repeat in the 4th at Yonkers tonight. Show more

My son ordered a new gas cap for the 2010 COBALT. The old one was worn out and setting off the idiot light. I kept going out and tightening it every...My son ordered a new gas cap for the 2010 COBALT. The old one was worn out and setting off the idiot light. I kept going out and tightening it every time my daughter got gas. She has about 90,000 miles on the car. Show more

My FAMILY has done it again. Steaks, corn, watermelon, and cake just in time to make me miss the Saratoga 11th race. Eating is more important. Can...My FAMILY has done it again. Steaks, corn, watermelon, and cake just in time to make me miss the Saratoga 11th race. Eating is more important. Can always bet Rideau Carlton later. Show more

Here's an area where I think people are crazy. Trevor McCarthy has 5 wins out of 126 mounts at Saratoga. He would surely be in the top 5 at Monmouth Park...Here's an area where I think people are crazy. Trevor McCarthy has 5 wins out of 126 mounts at Saratoga. He would surely be in the top 5 at Monmouth Park. Why knock your head against the wall when all the good mounts are going to the same 6 jockeys at Saratoga. Show more

#5 JUST CINDY 5/1 is worth a few bucks in the SARATOGA 11th race. Don't expect 5/1 on this 2 for 2 filly. I will sit out the DEL MAR 9th. LIEUTENANT...#5 JUST CINDY 5/1 is worth a few bucks in the SARATOGA 11th race. Don't expect 5/1 on this 2 for 2 filly. I will sit out the DEL MAR 9th. LIEUTENANT DAN 5/2 has been on the bench for 10 months. Tough horse, but that's asking a lot of him. Show more

Not to tease MR. MUSTARD, but FLIGHTLINE looked an awful lot like SECRETARIAT winning the Pacific Classic by 20 lengths. O.K., I am teasing him a bit.

Do you really think the NETSFAN DIDN'T notice BALNIKOV went from 3/2 up to 9/5 om the last click in the 9th at DEL MAR? He promptly dropped to last...Do you really think the NETSFAN DIDN'T notice BALNIKOV went from 3/2 up to 9/5 om the last click in the 9th at DEL MAR? He promptly dropped to last place and failed to hit the board in this TVG MBS race. 3 longshots hit the board. It's the late money off the favorite theory. Show more

HONG KONG HARRY COMING LIKE A ROCKET SHIP. the man sez. Paid a decent $4.40 to win. Soon we get to watch FLIGHTLINE. Good to watch. But no bet at...HONG KONG HARRY COMING LIKE A ROCKET SHIP. the man sez. Paid a decent $4.40 to win. Soon we get to watch FLIGHTLINE. Good to watch. But no bet at 1/5 tops. Show more

GOT AN HOUR AND A 1/2 TO KILL until the 7th at Del Mar, time to make a beer run.

Is it just my eyes or is it pouring rain at Kentucky Downs? They would never run turf in rain like that at Monmouth Park.

You should all watch Chris Ruggerio sing YOU BELONG TO ME with the Duprees. It was always my karaoke song. The kid sings it well.

Just asked on Twitter what was my best pick up line I ever used in a nightclub. 1 Night I asked a hot looking chick who just had entered if she knew if...Just asked on Twitter what was my best pick up line I ever used in a nightclub. 1 Night I asked a hot looking chick who just had entered if she knew if the Supersonics were leading the Warriors at halftime? After the WTFU talking about she had to admit it was a pretty unique line. I still enjoy starting conversations with strangers. Show more