So drunk….hooker just left apt…she was Asian….so good. Now for more whiskey.

2 days left in contest and 46% of you rubes are still choosing the 3/5 chalk. Some people are just born losers I guess

Can anyone explain how the 1 horse is allowed to run in the 6th race tomorrow. Condition states non winners of 3 races. This horse has won 6 times...Can anyone explain how the 1 horse is allowed to run in the 6th race tomorrow. Condition states non winners of 3 races. This horse has won 6 times and just keeps beating rats at this same condition over and over. Show more

Paco wins on a 3/5 in first race of contest. Wow. So exciting. Who picks these races to include in the contest?? Maybe pick some races that don't have...Paco wins on a 3/5 in first race of contest. Wow. So exciting. Who picks these races to include in the contest?? Maybe pick some races that don't have monster chalk??? Show more

Nearing the end of contest. Still plenty of life rafts. Time to take some chances and fade the chalk. No more netsfan specials and picking the 65%...Nearing the end of contest. Still plenty of life rafts. Time to take some chances and fade the chalk. No more netsfan specials and picking the 65% horses at 1 to 1. Show more

I went to Monmouth Park yesterday. Place was a ghost town. Half the stands for food and drinks weren't even open. Place is just depressing. I bet on a...I went to Monmouth Park yesterday. Place was a ghost town. Half the stands for food and drinks weren't even open. Place is just depressing. I bet on a Monday, there might be 50 people there. Show more

Anyone ever have sex with a female jockey? Wondering what it’s like with those powerful thighs. Just thinking about it makes it move.

Shady at Monmouth. The 5 friendly fella goes into gate at 5/2 and the 2 goes in at 6/5. The 5 winning for fun down the stretch …odds get shown at...Shady at Monmouth. The 5 friendly fella goes into gate at 5/2 and the 2 goes in at 6/5. The 5 winning for fun down the stretch …odds get shown at 7/5 lol Show more

Settle a bet. How many times a year is it okay, as a man, to shit your pants? I say once

Race 7 is up!

Wow. 50% of the people taking the 6 in race 10. That's enough reason to NOT take the 6.

Big day at woodbine today. Anyone gonna play that Track today?

Chalk chalk chalk chalk chalk. What a terrible track.

Just read an article about Fanduel turning TVG into Fanduel TV. Hoping they don't totally eliminate the horse racing shows.

Everyone yelling about PPs. Like it matters..You're still gonna end up with someone like me who just randomly guesses and end up in 1500th place.