So drunk….hooker just left apt…she was Asian….so good. Now for more whiskey.

2 days left in contest and 46% of you rubes are still choosing the 3/5 chalk. Some people are just born losers I guess

Bairdo Yesterday I had a 9-1 finish 2nd and a 15-1 finish 3rd but I'm still spinning my wheels. 4 weeks ago
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Kmicko Is morris buttermaker autistic, retarded, or have downs? 4 weeks ago
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Morris Buttermaker This dipstick kmicko is such a lonely loser that he has to like his own comments. Haha. Get back in the basement bitch. And take a bath already, pig. 4 weeks ago
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Can anyone explain how the 1 horse is allowed to run in the 6th race tomorrow. Condition states non winners of 3 races. This horse has won 6 times... Show more

seasick The condition is Fillies and Mares, 3 yo OR nw3. There is no limit on the number of wins for a 3 yo, This is why it is important to read the... Show more 1 month ago
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Kmicko i see that a lot at gulfstream. Didn't see it worded like that in the conditions. Thanks for clarifying. only question now is...how many lengths will... Show more 1 month ago
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Morris Buttermaker Finished last so... 1 month ago
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Paco wins on a 3/5 in first race of contest. Wow. So exciting. Who picks these races to include in the contest?? Maybe pick some races that don't have... Show more

Nearing the end of contest. Still plenty of life rafts. Time to take some chances and fade the chalk. No more netsfan specials and picking the 65%... Show more

I went to Monmouth Park yesterday. Place was a ghost town. Half the stands for food and drinks weren't even open. Place is just depressing. I bet on a... Show more

Morris Buttermaker Perhaps word got out that you would be there. 2 months ago
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Kmicko Morris, word did get out. That's why your mom came 2 months ago
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Morris Buttermaker Haha, enjoy your AIDS! 2 months ago
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Anyone ever have sex with a female jockey? Wondering what it’s like with those powerful thighs. Just thinking about it makes it move.

BlowUpTheTote Uhhh,.."Sicksea", that's incorrect grammar, and I'll quote Ya,.."Let's put this is stable parlance",..dial the Grammar Police,..calling the Grammar Police!... Show more 2 months ago
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seasick LOL

I meant "Let's put this in stable parlance"

I can admit when I make a mistake, too bad you can't

BTW This isn't your lawn
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meanmistermustard English was 7th period in spring semester senior year. Wasn't there most of the time. I believe totes use of ass-wipe was an adjective? Props to... Show more 2 months ago
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Shady at Monmouth. The 5 friendly fella goes into gate at 5/2 and the 2 goes in at 6/5. The 5 winning for fun down the stretch …odds get shown at... Show more

meanmistermustard Once again my sarcasm doesn't resonate. Of course final odds can't be shown until after the break. To my knowledge the bell rings and betting... Show more 2 months ago
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jcoppola1 Hmm, could it be human nature to cheat? It is said the day after golf was invented cheating started. 😌. Goggle doping (juicing) or cheating in... Show more 2 months ago
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meanmistermustard Not as funny though 2 months ago
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Settle a bet. How many times a year is it okay, as a man, to shit your pants? I say once

Guest It's always OK while doing bench presses and for astronauts. 2 months ago
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moe howard are you asking for a friend? 2 months ago
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Kmicko Let's just say I hope it's okay to do it on average once a year. 2 months ago
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Race 7 is up!

Wow. 50% of the people taking the 6 in race 10. That's enough reason to NOT take the 6.

jcoppola1 Awesome you did better than Brad T. He only had 4 on top versus your 10! 🐾🤷‍♂️🤪 2 months ago
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Kmicko Lol I wish I just meant the 3 races in this contest 2 months ago
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jcoppola1 Well played! I, unfortunately seem to pick short payoffs. I think I am a winner, winner, chicken dinner if I finish in the game Hope Springs... Show more 2 months ago
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Big day at woodbine today. Anyone gonna play that Track today?

netsfan3 As a matter of fact, have MOIRA as my TVG MBS bet of the day. I love SMOOTH LIKE SILK in the 9th at DEL MAR but the 12 post is a bit too tough to... Show more 2 months ago
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kevin417 moe, Nets could actually have his own show -!Chalk Talk with Nets! as a counterweight to Brad tending toward longer shots! 2 months ago
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netsfan3 The reason guests asked for my advice all my years behind the window at 532 is simple. My picks actually won when I said they were very likely to... Show more 2 months ago
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Chalk chalk chalk chalk chalk. What a terrible track.

jcoppola1 😊 I am in pain. I have chronic CHALK-itess. I always think a win is a win no matter the slim return. The loan sharks love me. 😥🤪😊 2 months ago
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Just read an article about Fanduel turning TVG into Fanduel TV. Hoping they don't totally eliminate the horse racing shows.

Everyone yelling about PPs. Like it matters..You're still gonna end up with someone like me who just randomly guesses and end up in 1500th place.

Kmicko @seasick lmao. That’s actually not a bad strategy. 2 months ago
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seasick It was 2020 2 months ago
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Cardiganbay Birdlady won't like that. 2 months ago
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